What a weird couple of days....(keep that frequency clear!)

So I went up north and met up with some mates from Uni at the weekend. It was fantastic to see everyone, and I had a fantastic time. I never thought I would say this but I do miss Aberdeen, and a select few of the people who are still there.

It was weird tho, not being a student anymore, wondering around the city with a different perspective (oh and they absolute ridiculous amount of money I spent).

Then I got stuck in Aberdeen due to the worst blizzard in apparently 50 years, I made it as far as Stonehaven and had to turn back.

Had to get up at 5 on Monday and drive down to work, spent the whole day knackered. Not to mention after a fantastic weekend with friends, going back to work seems rather sh*t.

Then I heard this song, which I dont think I have heard for about 15 years Beat Dis - Bomb The Bass. Weird.

Oh and I must apologize to any of my female readers but as a man I must find this funny (caution explicit material, definately not fit for work, oh and if you are offended by rap music/female anatomy, don't click on this link, and if you do don't cry about it, you have been warned.) http://www.lohanfreestyle.com/

"Keep the frequency clear" - Beat Dis (Bomb the Bass)

ABCs

Not entirely work safe; requires sound; a suprising introduction to the alphabet

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/abc.html

Gettin' Jiggy Wit Scotrail

Bring it. Woo Uh, uh, uh, uh Ha ha, ha ha What, what, what, what Ha ha ha ha Uh On your mark ready set let's go Dance floor pro I know you knowI go psycho when my new joint hit Just can't sit Gotta get jiggy wit it Ooh that's it....

Sorry I just had to set the scene. I was sitting on a train enroute to the Oil Capital of Europe when this rather hillariously dressed character swayed on board. Dressed up in all white sports clothing, and playing a "personal" stereo, that I swear must have had more power than the average home hi-fi. I couldn't help but overhear as this inconsiderate moron played a rather interesting selection of rock and rap, obviously to back up is 'hard' image. I almost believed it until I recognised the start of a 1998 hit by none other than Will Smith. Now don't get me wrong I have no ill feelings towards Will Smith, but lets just say it made this gangsta wannabe look even more ridiculous. Now I was irate with this twit interuppting my perusal of the latest issue of Top Gear (new Civic Type-R, mmmm) however he suddenly became entertaining when he played this rather soft track, followed a few tracks later on by the 1999 hit, 'Freak This' where Mr. Smith expresses his distaste for swear words, and associated naughty language. Judging by these tracks, I assume this hard man went home, his Mum made him tea, and he went to bed clutching a comfort blanket. Note to fuckwit: Blasting your choice of music in a train carriage is inconsiderate, if it's Will Smith, you deserve to be riddiculed in a very public fashion.

"This train is for Aberdeen. The next stop is Inverurie. The twit in carriage B is listening to Will Smith. Passenger safety information notices are located at the entrances and exits of this train"

Although at the volume he was listening to it, I doubt that announcement would have been required.

"All you rappers yellin' about who you put in a hurse, do me a favour, write one verse without a curse!" - Freak This (Will Smith)