Bring it. Woo Uh, uh, uh, uh Ha ha, ha ha What, what, what, what Ha ha ha ha Uh On your mark ready set let's go Dance floor pro I know you knowI go psycho when my new joint hit Just can't sit Gotta get jiggy wit it Ooh that's it....
Sorry I just had to set the scene. I was sitting on a train enroute to the Oil Capital of Europe when this rather hillariously dressed character swayed on board. Dressed up in all white sports clothing, and playing a "personal" stereo, that I swear must have had more power than the average home hi-fi. I couldn't help but overhear as this inconsiderate moron played a rather interesting selection of rock and rap, obviously to back up is 'hard' image. I almost believed it until I recognised the start of a 1998 hit by none other than Will Smith. Now don't get me wrong I have no ill feelings towards Will Smith, but lets just say it made this gangsta wannabe look even more ridiculous. Now I was irate with this twit interuppting my perusal of the latest issue of Top Gear (new Civic Type-R, mmmm) however he suddenly became entertaining when he played this rather soft track, followed a few tracks later on by the 1999 hit, 'Freak This' where Mr. Smith expresses his distaste for swear words, and associated naughty language. Judging by these tracks, I assume this hard man went home, his Mum made him tea, and he went to bed clutching a comfort blanket. Note to fuckwit: Blasting your choice of music in a train carriage is inconsiderate, if it's Will Smith, you deserve to be riddiculed in a very public fashion.
"This train is for Aberdeen. The next stop is Inverurie. The twit in carriage B is listening to Will Smith. Passenger safety information notices are located at the entrances and exits of this train"Although at the volume he was listening to it, I doubt that announcement would have been required.
"All you rappers yellin' about who you put in a hurse, do me a favour, write one verse without a curse!" - Freak This (Will Smith)
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