This guy has got the right idea.....

http://www.helpwinmybet.com

Massive Carbon Footprint

My Carbon footprint is apparently 12.9 Tonnes per year ( apparently the U.K. average is 5)

http://www.msn.co.uk/htx/carbonemissionsestimator/

"I do 100 on the highway, so if you do the speed limit get the F*** outta my way" Move Bitch (Ludicris)

Not well travelled...

So my friend Carol pointed me in the direction of this interesting website that gives you a map of all the countries you have been too http://www.world66.com/myworld66/visitedCountries
Below is mine, not particularly impressive is it?

And in relation to this recent comment made by someone else I know "Just get her an extra watch" please find attached Jay-Z's advice....

"Yeah, save the narrative, you savin it for marriage Let's keep it real ma, you savin it for karats You wanna see how far I'ma go How, much I'ma spend but you already know; Zip, zero, stingy with dinero; Might buy you Crist', but that about it, Might light your wrist, but that about it! F*ck it, I might wife you and buy you nice whips Ma, but you really gotta ride nice di*k Know how to work your hips and your head's priceless Profess you love the Hov', and I'll never let you down Get you bling like the Neptune sound" I Just Want to Love you (Jay-Z)

Southampton Quotes

By popular request the quote list from the Southampton trip the other week there....

• Basically if I was celibate, I'd be a rapist
• Yeah he's a V.P. in bum*ing
• Bryan Adams, he's a c*ckmaster
• Just sit on it, it'll be fine
• We have been rimming each other all afternoon
• Sarah Michelle Gellar; she'd get it in the mouth and from behind
• Get your hands off my pint pulling thing
• Look at that donut fucking a bear (See Figure I, thanks Shaz)

Figure I (Donut is out of the frame)

"The world is filled, with pimps and hoes But we'll just talk about those I knows. The world is mine, can't you see I'm just trying to be all I can be." The world is filled (Notorious B.I.G.)