Monday, April 03, 2006

Southampton Quotes

By popular request the quote list from the Southampton trip the other week there....
  • Basically if I was celibate, I'd be a rapist
  • Yeah he's a V.P. in bum*ing
  • Bryan Adams, he's a c*ckmaster
  • Just sit on it, it'll be fine
  • We have been rimming each other all afternoon
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar; she'd get it in the mouth and from behind
  • Get your hands off my pint pulling thing
  • Look at that donut fucking a bear (See Figure I, thanks Shaz)

Figure I (Donut is out of the frame)

"The world is filled, with pimps and hoes But we'll just talk about those I knows. The world is mine, can't you see I'm just trying to be all I can be." The world is filled (Notorious B.I.G.)

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